spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

itchyboob:

i think about this a lot

draycen:

gif animals gecko reptile lizard day gecko

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

contra-indication:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

tyranitart:

look at this lil bruh-bruh. he fresh out the egg and already on the prowl fuckin wreckin a dumb human. meanwhile human babies just cry and shit themselves and have to be fed by a bigger, still frail human. damn we weak

thepredatorblog:

chalkandwater:

The Brazilian pygmy gecko (Coleodactylus amazonicus) is so small that raindrops pose a serious threat. Luckily, its body is so light and its skin so hydrophobic that it can shake off any drops that might land on it. It can even walk on water. 

Life (2009)

they go BOING on the leaves and then they go walk on water and stuff

iguanamouth:

monstgrrvoices:

anonymous said:

i had a really bad monday and wound up crying because of some homophobic bullshit i was subjected to. you always manage to cheer me up. could i get a comic maybe? thnx either way. :)

So I did this today… A day well spent. 

Original post HERE by iguanamouth
Background music: “Atlantean Twilight”, “Pixel Peeker Polka - faster”, and “Unlight" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

holy shit

frozenmusings:

katahane:

jesus christ

wHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW

bogleech:

libutron:

A extremely rare land snail from Borneo - Vitrinula sp.

These photos show a rare species of land snails of the genus Vitrinula, probably Vitrinula muluensis (Stylommatophora - Ariophantidae), found on the climb up Gunung Api to the Pinnacles overlook, in Gunung Mulu National Park, Sarawak, Borneo.

The most interesting feature of these snails is that the animal has two mantle-lobes as metallic-colored tendrils covering part of front of shell, which continually lick the shell. Those tendrils are in fact a double penis which exceed the periphery of the shell and are a diagnostic feature of the genus.

Little is known about this rarely seen species, which is not surprising considering that they have a very restricted habitat in the karst area of Gunung Mulu, since as Clements et al. (2008) indicate, limestone karsts on tropical land masses are considered de facto habitat islands due to their isolation from one another by non-calcareous substrata; this spatial configuration limits gene flow and induces high levels of species endemism.

Photo credit: [Top: ©ccdoh1 | Locality: Gunung Api, Sarawak, Borneo, Malaysia (2009)] - [Bottom: ©Alan Cressler | Locality: Gunung Api, Gunung Mulu National Park, Sarawak, Borneo, Malaysia (2009)]

References: [1] - [2]

Snail with a giant forked penis that makes it look broken and glitched.

collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

realmonstrosities:

Worm Salamanders have no lungs and breathe right through their skin instead. Thus, their ridiculous length enables them to amass a huge surface area to breathe through.

The longest one is a good 10 inches long, but it still has the cutest little itty-bitty legs!

realmonstrosities:

The Saiga lives in the Great Steppe of Eurasia, home of Attila the Hun and Gengis Khan.

These nomadic beasts divide their time between summer and wintering grounds, but their extraordinary schnoz is useful all year round.

In the dry, dusty summers, the nose helps filter out dust from the air. In the cold winter it serves to warm up the air before they breathe it in.

During the winter, males stop eating and spend all their time fighting over mates. Up to 97% of them may die out of sheer exhaustion!

…Image: Darwin Initiative/Seilov/Adriana Dinu

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